@Napo: Have ye heard about the time I went into a Wendys carrying my katana? Man ye should a seen 'em jump!

Not really, I'm stuck carrying my three inch pocket knife and my tactical pen. And I keep those hidden.

And then you streaked and demanded free burgers, right? I think I saw that on WGN News.

I have so many knives on me, it's insane. At least five or six now.

One time me and my friend went to the gas station with our katanas on our backs (in silk sword bags), no questions were asked. Just weird looks. Don't think anyone figured they were swords...

Usually I have my karambit in my pocket and another folding knife pocket on my boot.
And if all else fails I usually have a chain I could strangle people with...

At one time I used to carry about three or four karambits and two other folders on me. Now, I just carry my two karambits and my Leatherman. Oh, and my 3' long wallet chain. And at least one carabiner with a load limit of 260lbs that fits nicely around my knuckles and holds either my keys or my waterbottle (the one on my keys has a weight limit of 280lbs).

QBlade: glad the game is taking a turn for the better

I've got my keys on a lanyard. I need to get a new one though, this one is tearing apart at the buckle which is kind of annoying.
Where do you keep your knives Mach?

Now-a-days, front pockets. When I was carrying six it was one in each front pocket, one in each back pocket, one at the middle of my back behind my belt, and one in the extra pocket of my carpenter jeans.

I can imagine if someone somehow got one of your knives away from you, then somehow got the second one away, and you pull out a third. The look on their faces would probably be amazing. And oh the face they would make if you got to 6...

Yeah, that was one of the jokes I would tell when people asked why. The other thing I would say in response was "Well, I have two hands, and my two buddies have two hands, so if $#*! hits the fan we'll be covered."

That's always a good way to look at things.