Wow, I've heard that Dillinger story before, SM. I dare you to find a piece of worthless info I'm not acquainted with. And yes, I've read every page on Snopes.
No really, I have.
@CB: Sorry, bud. I must say, your cat is quite adorable, though.
So, I've gotta go pick up mounds of trash our 'tards dropped by
our dumpsters. Seriously, this is a middle-upper class neighborhood, and they can't even put trash inside
a lousy dumpster. Srsly.
There's probably thousands of pounds of crap laying like leaves, including busted bags of food. Fortunately, several times in the past totally random guys and gals have come out and helped me pick the stuff up simply because it was the nice thing to do, even if it took them 20-30 minutes. So at least not everyone is a jerk.
For Thanksgiving, there was a whole rotting turkey.
Lord only knows what's out there now? Live geese?