You should have used the cane. If you get a nice one, I know a lot of people would think you're cool, including me.



Wat? How old is she? People under 12 just should not have cell phones to begin with.

Spot on. I'm sick of seeing 3 year olds with ipods (just typed ipod and joke came up lol) It's like there stupid parents don't give a crap.

@Napo: This cane is garbage, and nice canes are ridiculously expensive. Sure. I wouldn't mind going to one of the craft fairs in Boise and dishing out some extra dough for a nice hand made cane, but I'm not going to pay $200 for one.

@Electronics: Giving cell phones to children is a little weird, but regular ipods make sense. It gives them access to basically any music ever. You just have to cultivate an interest in quality music while still letting them listen to whatever garbage catches their attention. It's more about teaching them how to use it in a mature manner than when you give it to them. And that's why I never want to have kids.

Edit: I haven't had an experience this painful since I watched Bridesmaids. Now imagine the little drum thing that follows a joke. Do it right now. Did you do it? Good.

You could get a sword-cane. There are some really awesome ones on Amazon. Not that expensive, either: http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-Heavy- ... sword+cane

Looks like a normal cane. Is secretly awesome. BTW, I can personally recommend Cold Steel products.



Plus, if they have a phone with internet, there's all kinds of creeps and murderers. No. Just no. Most parents anymore don't give a crap. I see it all the time on my job.

Frustration: When a greasy, scorching hot cooked hot dog flies onto your laptop and rolls across the keyboard.

This just happened.

I hate my life.

Frustration: When your car doesn't work, you don't make any money, you can't see your girlfriend, and you've been getting sick every other night.
Tell me about it.

No, that's Enraged. See diagram below:

Happy
Calm
Frustrated
Angry
PO'd
Enraged
Flapped your Jack

So you're far worse off than me. We should make a point system and have an annual Misery Bowl.

You think this is a joke, don't you.

No, I don't, I'm just being a dweeb and trying to cheer you and having epic fail. I meant you really ARE worse off than me. Again, I really hope you do get better. My life sucks lately, too, because of divorce and stuff, so I know where you're coming from.

So I know there is quite a bit of interest cross-over on this forum so I figure I'll take a shot in the dark: Anyone else here read or a fan of the Dresden Files by Jim Butcher?