SV... my God. I read the very first sentence and fell in love. Holy crap... I'm nearly speechless.
@Napo: How is this scarier than the "how would you rule the world" conversation we had a couple months ago? This is very tame for me. I said the top 20% right? That's extremely generous. 1 in 5 children would grow up to occupy a superior body. The rest just get to live normal lives. I also didn't mention that if any of that 20% objected to shedding their mortal body then they would have the right to refuse, and then they could continue on as is. The school system would be pretty rigid, but no more so than some modern school systems. *cought* Asia *cough* Wait, that's not considered racist is it? I'm pretty sure that a lot of schools in Japan and China have very strict rules. To bad Arcanamachi isn't around. I remember him mentioning that his kids went to school in Japan. Oh wait. I bet Hikaro would know. If you read this HT I'm very curious to know the truth.
I hate clouds. They completely mucked up the nice nightly routine I had going. I've decided I shall kill them... somehow. Any who dare to cross me shall pay the price. Do you know what we need? A smiley that's laughing maniacally.

That one is okay, but it still looks a little to happy. Maybe if it had the mustache smiley's mustache.