Glad to hear you are allowed to drive again Arcanamachi. My dad is disabled so I've seen how frustrating it can be for someone who has to rely on others for transport.
So I accidentally dropped an F bomb in the kitchen (Dropped a metal bowl on my foot while going for a cereal bowl) when I didn't know we had company. My mom threatens me with getting a stocking full of coal. I respond by saying "Yeah, with the ongoing energy crisis, I'd be happy for a sock full of coal..."
When my mom threatens me with getting coal, I tell her that's fine the fire I start will help keep me warm.
Heh, at least it's not your WIFE threatening you that way. It's too bad she learned all the Japanese swear words I know. I can't even swear in another language anymore. Anyway...
Be thankful it wasn't MY mother who heard you. She believed in the soap in the mouth discipline.
My girlfriend is starting to learn most of the Spanish swear words I know. I feel your pain.
As for moms and swearing, my mom believed in the soap method as well. That or a light smack on the lips or hand. But, like my signature says...