But this is about rankings is it not?

Aren't I nice?

Didn't tell you to get back on topic, did I? Just making sure you stay there.

Ah. So your hinting not to, y'know, start a conversation about Captain America right?

Well, that can, and may be done in the MT, so I will stick to Rank talk here.

I certainly hope I never get beheaded

That's a good thing to wish for Balrog.

The description for some of the first ones are kinda degrading.. oh well my self esteem can't possibly go down any further.

The descriptions aren't meant to be degrading, they're for humor. Some people take pride in their ranks, while others don't seem to notice. It's all for fun.

Ah, I remember my old days as a furnace scrub.
Keep up the hard work, keep the furnace shiny, and you'll climb the ranks in no time. Maybe one day you can be a Crucible King like me