So I've been playing GTA IV again.
Quick run down of the pathetically psychotic things I've done so far.
I called 911 3 and stole a firetruck. I went on a RAMPAGE. I stopped outside the nightclub, fired a shot, got back in the truck, and hosed everyone down as they tried to scramble out the door.
I have the cheat code for losing the police notoriety instantly. I waited out on this boardwalk and mugged people with a baseball bat. Every time the police came, I cheated and watched them hilariously walk right off less than three seconds after I was beating a hipster into bloody, bloody unconsciousness with a baseball bat.
I camped out on top of a building that only had one ladder up, and then another after that to get to my story. For some reason they were really avoiding using helicopters, which would have overwhelmed me. I took out my sniper rifle and shot each LCPD goon as he poked his head up. For added fun, I sometimes let them get a few guys up and then I lobbed a grenade down and watched it kill the goons and set rows of police cars on fire. In the end, it took them 45 real-life minutes to kill me, and that was only because I made a stupid mistake. They lost 500 guys.
In the first half of the game where the main part of LC is closed down due to terrorist threats, I jumped a cop car, lost my notoriety, pulled up to the blockaded bridge, turned my sirens on, and then took off, overrunning the SWAT garrison in seconds. For about fifteen hilarious minutes (which only could have been funnier if Yakety Sax was playing in the background), dozens of cop cars came at me as I intruded into the lockdown area. It was awesome. They eventually mowed me down when my car started on fire and I had to bail out.
So that was my last couple days.