Whose 50th Meaningless Thread Is It Anyway: Scene From a Hat

UltimatBlitz · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:22 pm

My phone broke. Just stopped working. The screen froze, the home button wouldn't work, then the screen off button wouldn't work. So I held it down. Eventually the screen just went black but the button lights stayed on, and I couldn't get it to restart. I plugged it into the wall, into my computer, and took it to the verizon store. They couldn't fix it so they're overnighting me a new phone...so I'm phoneless...can't text, and it's making me very angry. Incredibly angry. I would like to literally kill something. But then I'd be sad I killed something. Unless it was a bug. But then that wouldn't count.

sentinal133 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:20 pm

Can't you just pull take the battery out?

Napoleon · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:25 am

Guess what I wrote?

Quote:

My Burger is Cold as Ice
You're willing to sacrifice my lunch

Your workers are never nice
Somehow you think I'll pay your price, I know

I've seen it at Wendy's all the time
Your food tastes like it came out a cow's behind
You're microwaving them, leaving them cold
I'll complain to the manager, this crap won't be sold

My Burger is Cold as Ice
Dave is willing to sacrifice my lunch

I want hot burgers and fresh fries
I will go right on over, to Five Guys, you know

I've seen it at Wendy's all the time
Your food tastes like it came out a cow's behind
You're microwaving them, leaving them cold
I'll complain to the manager, this crap won't be sold

My Burger is Cold as Ice
Your workers have head lice, you know

My Burger is Cold as Ice
Not Properly my cheese is sliced, you know

My Burger is Cold as Ice
Dave is willing to sacrifice my lunch...

hawkxs · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:19 am

^That's amazing Napo. :P

sentinal133 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:30 am

I'm not sure I've ever heard anything good about Wendy's.

Napoleon · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:10 pm

sentinal133 wrote:

I'm not sure I've ever heard anything good about Wendy's.

That's because there's nothing good to be said.

hawkxs wrote:

^That's amazing Napo. :P

I thank you.

sentinal133 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:22 pm

Napoleon wrote:

sentinal133 wrote:

I'm not sure I've ever heard anything good about Wendy's.

That's because there's nothing good to be said.

Yes, but usually you can at least hear one good thing about a place.

Shadow Viking · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:25 pm

The square patties though, that's an interesting choice. Pretty recognizable.

Too bad they taste like arse.

Napoleon · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:49 pm

Shadow Viking wrote:

The square patties though, that's an interesting choice. Pretty recognizable.

Too bad they taste like arse.

White Castle has had square patties for a lot longer than Wendy's.

And they also taste like buttocks.

sentinal133 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:08 pm

So, square patties=bad, got it.

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