I serenaded Sarah Palin in a Beatles suit in Washington, DC, last month, with the I'm Sexy and I Know It song . Who is on a government watch list now, buddy?

Great. Now I'm imagining the Beatles playing I'm Sexy and I Know It.

That's really weird to imagine.

So a bunch of kids always come over to use our pool during summer. I'm curious about what would happen if I were to put a sign that says "50 cents to swim" on the front door and backyard gate...

Add a little basket/bucket/tin can next to or under the sign.

I couldn't choose between corn dogs or a blt, so I wrapped two corn dogs in bacon. Then I realized I couldn't use mustard because bacon and mustard doesn't sound that appetizing. I used maple syrup since I already knew it went well with bacon. Turns out it goes well with corn dogs too.

Bacon wrapped corn dogs with maple syrup? While it may be the farthest thing from healthy, it does sound delicious.

It was delicious. I bet corn bread with just a little maple flavoring would be delicious too.

Corn bread alone is delicious.

Man. Space Oddity always gives me goose bumps, and makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Even though I love doing it, I've stopped listening to it while looking at the stars. Listening to that song while watching the stars brings me to the verge of tears. It's the only song that does that to me. I wonder if it has something to do with my love of space...