Hikaro Takayama wrote:
Yeah, well, my brother's father in law just happens to be a big-shot real estate lawyer in Pittsburgh, so I'm definitely going to be giving him a call tomorrow... I figure it's better than my earlier idea of chucking a few Molotov cocktails through the window of the local Wells Fargo bank (they are the people selling the house).
Oh, but can't we throw the Molotov cocktails through the windows anyway?
Needless to say, thanks to how much stuff they've effed up on their end and their constant feet dragging through this whole process, they'll be hosting the Winter Olympics in Hell before I ever even think about doing business with Wells Fargo ever again.
Yeah my family had fun with Wells Fargo a couple years ago. I still support the Molotov cocktail idea.
How about we throw some CS gas in there for good measure, too? And maybe a flashbang or two?
Then can we taze the employees while they can't breathe, can't hear, and are being burned alive?
Maybe shoot them with bean bag rifles after that? And then hose them down with ice cold salt water?
And possibly spray them with a sand blaster? Ooh, then we could give them all paper cuts! And...
Yeah, I'm just gonna stop now.