I've grown a full beard... It feels... scratchy. But I like it!



Hello, bro! I wish you'd drop in more. BTW, I'm reading the latest Survivors entry.



*cries* It's a long... painful story. You might want to sit down.

I've been having so much bad heartburn lately. It sucks, and the only antacids we have are disgusting.

Wat have you been eating? Usually it's triggered by a certain item.

Aww, that sucks. Makes my bleeding problems look like nothing.

Just got back from shooting the .22 out in the snow. It was fun.

I'm working on a steampunk Santa MOC, so, ayup.

Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas! *blasts horde of goblins with steam-powered Colt full-auto*

Lol, I think I sense a new action flick starring a white-haired Chuck Norris.

Well, it's either from the 44 Oz. of soda I drink every day, or from not actually eating anything. I doubt it's the soda thing. I drank the same amount all summer and didn't get heartburn once. Every once in awhile I just get heartburn. It sucks getting it at 4 in the morning.

Steampunk Santa sounds amazing.

Edit: I got a top comment on IGN, and I wasn't even trolling like most top comments.

Don't you love that feeling?

Starting Monday I won't be able to have any facial hair. Most I get can get is sideburns, but not any lower then the middle of my ear.
I shall miss it.

Because of the military? Oh, well, small price to pay for what seems like what you've always wanted to be.

EDIT: Wow, SNL is hilarious tonight. I was laughing my head off at the "Doggie Duty Soundtrack" commercial.

Yep. And definitely... Twelve years in the waiting.
Hmm, maybe I can just get someone to make me one of these fancy beard hats.

But with viking braids